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As we men grow older, we have more of a problem "going" to relieve our bladder. Then of course, here comes the winter to shrink the "MAIN STREAMER" even more. In the most sever conditions, the main man has been known to crawl up into the rear compartment for survival and can be difficult to coach out in time of need. I recently had a bad experience when I went to go and knew that I may have a problem so after a short deliberation, I thought that I could be smarter than Mother Nature and figured that if I pulled out the bells and all, the bells would hold me in place and I would not dribble down my breeches. :toothy7: Another plan went sour. The "MAIN MAN" was so short that he dribbled down and around my tater sack and the recycled beer ran down my breeches any way. :roll: Now, it's not only my under wear and breeches, but I have to change my socks too. Some times I can't win for loosing. :(

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You may want to start sitting down. Lol
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Birddog247 wrote:You may want to start sitting down. Lol
Ain't no way son. I've seen too many of the retired that once they sit down or bend over, they can't get back up. I'll die with salt in my breeches first. :toothy7: Besides, I could never put the lid down for the ladies so where do you recon I would wind up stuck?
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:lol: ! Gerald, you're killing me!
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Simple solution; Cut a 6" piece of garden hose and carry it in your pocket! :toothy7:
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This should help keep them things warm and could help with the other post :toothy7:
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PS just trying help hate to see your socks wet :thumbleft: :thumbleft:
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Google "Shewee" and order you one. This should help you out. :salute:

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SteveReid wrote:
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glad you done it first steve
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Image You're worryin' me dude . . .

Even those of us without thumbs know that part of the reason for having the On The Hill and Outback forums is so that y'all with thumbs can post things such as this (and other things NOT airboat related) without posting it in Airboat Talk where it is so publically accessible and might even offend some folks. :idea:
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Deano wrote:Image You're worryin' me dude . . .

Even those of us without thumbs know that part of the reason for having the On The Hill and Outback forums is so that y'all with thumbs can post things such as this (and other things NOT airboat related) without posting it in Airboat Talk where it is so publically accessible and might even offend some folks. :idea:
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Deano wrote:Image You're worryin' me dude . . .

Even those of us without thumbs know that part of the reason for having the On The Hill and Outback forums is so that y'all with thumbs can post things such as this (and other things NOT airboat related) without posting it in Airboat Talk where it is so publically accessible and might even offend some folks. :idea:
Yeah; I realized that after the fact but didn't know how to change it with out making matters worster.
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As a man of equal years, I enjoyed your post. I usually read the mail on this site without logging in. Your post raised comments as to its subject matter being more appropriate in the On the Hill and Out Back forums. Little did I know that logging in gave me access to these "hidden" forums and The Ladies Room. Your exercise of your freedom of speech has revealed these hidden gems of site membership. I posted Ranger Smith's Nature Note Book in the On the Hill forum. Its topic of "Disgusting is in the mind of the beholder" seems to apply to the issues involved in this post.
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Sounds like you have the same problem I have of being hung like a bull Hamster lol
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[quote="fl cracker"]Sounds like you have the same problem I have of being hung like a bull Hamster lol[/quote]


:lol: :lol: That one just made me pee my pants. :lol: :lol:
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