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    Legal anywhere gun

    An Alternative to buying a regular gun … They'd NEVER think we'd have NAIL GUNS - and they're concentrating on doing away with the BULLET-TYPE of ammunition! HAH! I think I'm gonna buy ME some NAIL GUNS and NAILS!!!! AND, we don't even have to REGISTER them or have LICENSES for them! HA...
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    Jack Danials fishing story

    A Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog...
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    Asprin Tax

    ASPIRIN TAX: It appears that Obama is going to impose a 40% tax on aspirin, just because it's white and it works!!!
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    Welfare qualifications

    This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide...
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    amnesty bill where Obama is going to get his votes

    This is from CNN. I cant believe this can be going on. I guess breaking the law does pay. http://d.yimg.com/kq/groups/17260182/1610997888/name/ftc-vi26.wmv you might have to try this a couple of times but it will shock you.
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    Redneck fun

    http://www.flixxy.com/yamaha-raptor-sport-atv.htm Something for the boys to try.
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    love dress

    A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?!" she asked. "I'm...
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    Dusty's Christmas present

    I need some help. I found something for Dusty for Christmas but I dont know where to get them. Can anyone help me?
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    oil field math

    A clunker that travels 12,000 miles a year at 15 mpg uses 800 gallons of gas a year. A vehicle that travels 12,000 miles a year at 25 mpg uses 480 gallons a year. So, the average Cash for Clunkers transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year. They claimed 700,000...
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    Proud mothers

    Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos and they start reminiscing. 'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.' 'Yes...
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    Socialism test

    This man is truly a genius! An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great...
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    Idle Solenoid

    Direct answer: Do you NEED it? No. Without it you will have to set your idle speed up to keep the engine from dying every time you take your foot off the throttle. When you set up your idle speed you MIGHT have problems with the engine running on after you shut off the key. If you let the engine...
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    Only a farm kid

    A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?" "No sir...
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    Shooting Advice

    Shooting advice Words Of Wisdom Clint Smith, Director of Thunder Ranch, is part drill instructor, and part standup comic (Thunder Ranch is a firearms training facility in Arizona ). Here are a few of his observation on tactics, firearms, self defense and life as we know it in the civilized...
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    riding 3A sat or sun

    Anyone want to ride. I am going out just don't know when. Depends on when/if others are riding. Tim
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    Almost as much fun as an airboat

    This is for you northern guys. I would never run one because I don't believe in snow. Looks like a lot of fun. http://forum.treasurenet.com/index.php/topic,213971.0/topicseen.html
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    Psalms 2009

    FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ....PSALM 2009 Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall...
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    Realization . . . My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this...
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    You may be taliban if

    The US troops in Afghanistan proved They have retained their sense of humor, one of them sent this. "YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ..." 1.You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't...
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    3A south

    I area 3A south (arround Holiday Park) open for riding? I was told it was closed because of hunting and don't know where to find out if it is open. I went to FWC website and couldnt find anything. Tim